Mom: Do you need more socks?
Me: I have plenty of socks, they're just lighter weight than I need here. So I've been wearing two pairs at once the last few days. I might need some heavier socks.
Mom: Or we could just get you some slippers
Me: You already did, but they're a Christmas present. Remember, from Yonkers? That's why I was going to buy them.
Mom: Oh, I forgot about those. Want to open a present early?
So now my feet are very warm.